You know that black guy named Turbo?

"Hey you know that black guy named Turbo?"

"Turbo? Yeah he's a hot shit huh?"

"Yeah I guess.But whats the deal with that guy?"

"What do you mean?"

"You know, like with the way he always does the robot. And then he starts breakdancing."

"Oh yeah. Isn't that awesome? Turbo can fuckin' breakdance his ass off. And when he does the robot it's like the real thing. Hey Tommy remember that time Turbo was breakdancin' in front of the strobe light and everybody thought he was really a breakdancin' robot?"

"That was fuckin' awesome.Turbo can move huh? He's a hot shit man."

"Well that's the other thing. I mean, why does he bring a bag of lighting equipment with him everywhere he goes?"

"Adds to the effect. When he's breakdancin' that is."

"Breakin'...That's what Turbo calls it. That's why he works all that overtime. He's saving up for a set of lasers. One green, one gold.It's gonna be awesome."

"It's gonna be pisser."

"But why does he dress like that?"

"Like what?"

"You know what I mean. Why's he always wearing silver? I mean everyday all his clothes are silver. From his jacket with the puffy shoulders to his silver leather pants. And those silver moon boots. Everyday he dresses like that."

"Does he really? I never really noticed. What a hot shit."

"And then theres his haircut. He's got a tilted flat top like Bobby Brown had in 1989. The guys like 58, he pretends to be a breakdancing robot, and he works in the kitchen of a nursing home. I just don't get it."

"What's not to get. He's Turbo. He's a hot shit."

"I don't know. I think he's kind of a weirdo."

"Woa buddy. You got a problem with Turbo?!?"

"That's fucked up man. Turbo's a hot shit!"

"No I don't got a problem with him. It's just that we're all here workin' in this nursing home kitchen, and this older dude named Turbo busts in and starts breakdancing..."

"Breakin'....Turbo calls it breakin'."

"Whatever. I just think the guys a little weird that's all."

Just then the double doors to the kitchen burst open and a strobe light comes sliding across the floor,snapping into place as it's powercord reached it's end. A strobe light was then followed by an old boombox playing Run DMC's rendition of 'Walk This Way'. Turbo makes his grand entrance, wearing all silver as usual, doing a moonwalk that would put Michael Jackson circa 1983 to shame. As the classic Joe Perry riff fills the room with excitement, Turbo trumps it all by going into his robot. Sliding down to the ground, he gracefully rolls a windmill into a backspin which seems to last a full minute. He then jumps back to his feet and goes back into the robot waving at the three men in front of him. 2 watch with amazement. 1 watches with confusion. Turbo then leaps in the air and wipes the look of confusion off his co-workers face with a fierce roundhouse kick to the jaw. The mighty Turbo then stands over his co-worker, who is now laid out on the floor, and contiues to wave like a robot. Then, without even turning around, Turbo simply moonwalks back out of the room.

"You had that coming to you."

"No shit. Turbo's got ears like a hawk man. He don't take no shit either."

"He used to teach Karate to the Black Panthers."

"Turbo's a hot shit man."