Ask a CEO: Who Would You Rather Do?

Often times the key to success is understanding the minds of the successful. In this edition of Ask A CEO we decided to ask 5 Fortune 500 CEO's, Who would you rather do?

REX TILLERSON (Exxon-Mobil)

30W: Who would you rather do...Alyssa Milano or Bill Walton?

RT: Who's Bill Walton?

3OW: He played for the Boston Celtics in the early '80s.

RT: Was he a black guy?

3OW: No.

RT: Well then in that case I'll take Alyssa Milano.


H. LEE SCOTT Jr (Walmart)

3OW: Who would you rather do...Anne Coulter or Clay Aiken?

HLS Jr: I don't know. I guess I'll take that little dykey chick. Anne Coulter looks too much like a dead transvestite for me.


KENNETH D. LEWIS (Bank of America)

3OW: Who would you rather do...Laverne or Shirley

KDL: Whats it gonna cost me to get Lenny and Squiggy on that list?



LAWRENCE ELLISON (Oracle)

3OW: Who would you rather do...Sarah Jessica Parker or a Mrs Buttersworth bottle?

LE: Well, Sarah Jessica Parkers kind of overrated, so if you break the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle, I'll go with that.



RUPERT MURDOCH (News Corp)

3OW: Who would you rather do...Martin Lawrence or...

RM: This interview is over. You think wasting my time with this nonsense is funny? Well you're not gonna get away with it you asshole. Your journalism days are over. I'm a powerful man, YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE WRONG GUY!!!

3OW: Well if you'd let me finish, I would have told you that he'd BE in the fat suit he wore in Big Mama's House

RM: OK I'm listening...